Friday, September 08, 2006

Long live Big Dubya!

ATTENTION! Stand by for an important message from the Ministry of Truth.

Saddam Hussein, familiar to you all from the Two Minutes' Hate, was not responsible for the attacks which took place on September 11, 2001. Big Dubya has never said he was responsible. These actions were planned and executed solely by Osama bin Laden, who is the chief evildoer in the world. He will be brought to justice, even though Big Dubya has disbanded the unit which was seeking him.

Christine Todd Whitman, former Minister of Clear Skies, never said that the air quality of lower Manhattan following the attacks was safe. Anyone who remembers her issuing a statement to that effect must report to the Ministry of Love for memory therapy. Do not attempt to brainwash yourself! This may result in unclear thinking and a desire to appease fascism.

Avoid confusion. Stay near your viewscreen for further bulletins. Remember that America has always been at war with Eastpersia. Victory is assured! Eastpersia = doubleplusungood

Long live Big Dubya!

The Suri ration has been doubled to make up for a temporary shortage of JonBenet.


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