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To all Time-Warner subscribers: Welcome to Comcast, The World's Shittiest Cable Company, and may the FCC have mercy on your souls. Your bill will probably increase, but on the other hand, you can save money as your daily newspaper ceases to publish and your local movie theatre becomes a Gap. You should choose a time to re-boot your cable box each day in order to read the program guide, unless you enjoy the thrill of clicking on TO BE ANNOUNCED (most likely an episode of "Law and Order" with guest star Denis O'Hare). Also, if you cannot get online, re-boot your router. DO NOT call Sanjay, a/k/a Larry, at Customer Service, who will only tell you the same thing I have. When your picture freezes or pixilates or a whole channel disappears without warning, count to a hundred and tell yourself, "It's only television. I can probably find this on YouTube some day." Do not be disoriented if picture and sound seem to be out of sync. The Warner Brothers solved this problem in movies in 1927, and one day Comcast will, too.
Remember the Comcast motto...We didn't get rich enough to buy a network (and Time-Warner!) by wasting money on training, service and equipment.
Remember the Comcast motto...We didn't get rich enough to buy a network (and Time-Warner!) by wasting money on training, service and equipment.