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 Nothing major, but...interesting.

Last month Mike Lee bragged of having the support of every Republican in the Senate except Mitt Romney.  Last night in Trust-fund Tucker's Tree House he begged Romney, "Please get on board.  Help me win reelection."  His opponent, Evan McMullin, is running as an independent and apparently scaring him silly.  

By executive order Gov. David Ige of Hawaii promised not to aid any other state in prosecuting women who travel there for abortions.

Judge Lewis Kaplan ruled that Trump must be deposed under oath next week in E. Jean Carroll's defamation suit.  Expect him to run crying to Clarence Thomas, as this one is not in Aileen Cannon's jurisdiction.

After today's verdict in Connecticut, and with one more trial to come, Alex Jones owes about a billion dollars to the parents of children murdered at Sandy Hook Elementary School.  

The Treasury Department is looking into whether Florida illegally used covid relief funds to kidnap and traffic asylum seekers to Massachusetts.

In today's Herschel Howler, the candidate proclaimed himself Native American, specifically, "My mom just told me that my mom, grandmother, was full-blood Cherokee."  His mother says that's not true and so does the Cherokee Nation database.  If he takes one-tenth the shit that Elizabeth Warren did, I will eat this computer.  

Rep. Zoe Lofgren promises "pretty surprising" material in tomorrow's House Select Committee hearing.  I'm pumped.

Denis Molla of Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, claimed someone set fire to his camper van because of his love for Trump.  He has now pleaded guilty to wire fraud after "filing fraudulent insurance claims for a staged arson."  In addition to the insurance he got $17,000 from a GoFundMe page.  Raising money through lies and fraud -- how Trumpish.  Now Molla has no van and the letters "BLM" are painted on his garage.  Yes, he did that, too.

More than 50,000 acres of Colorado will be protected from new mining and drilling because Joe Biden designated the area Camp Hale-Continental Divide National Monument.  Green Brandon is on a roll!