Let's go Brandon Cruz!

 Apparently the Dead Kennedys are appearing in Dallas.  Not the band that Brandon Cruz sang with after the acrimonious departure of Jello Biafra, the whole family once so prominent in American politics.  The star of the show will be John F. Kennedy, Jr., a/k/a Q, who will restore Trump to the throne and enable him to destroy the cabal of baby-eating pedophiles known collectively as the Democratic Party.  Despite accusations of satanism, Michael Flynn will become vice-king.  Don't stare at me like that, I only know what I read in Rolling Stone.  A flock of them are standing around in Dealey Plaza right now unless their keepers have arrived to lead them home.   

Other religious types are not doing so well.  Over in Fort Worth William Neil "Doc" Gallagher just got three life sentences plus thirty years.  Is he a notorious serial killer with a cellar full of child corpses?  Hell no.  He ran a Ponzi scheme off his Christian radio show and bilked old people of millions, not least by selling them his book Jesus Christ, Money Master.  He's already doing 25 years for similar charges last year in Dallas County and at age 80 will never get around to the Tarrant County stretch.   "One of the worst offenders I have seen," said a member of the Tarrant County DA's office.  He should have tried to overthrow democracy.  You get a couple weeks for that and you get to whimper about it to Paul Gosar.  

Texas, Texas, I don't know:   Stella Immanuel got a $500 fine from the Texas Medical Board for prescribing hydroxychloroquine for a patient who had covid (not malaria) without the patient's consent.  If that were the worst of her offenses against decency, but no.  Not even close.   

If Abbott gets his way, there'll be no abortions and no books in the Lone Scar State.  At least none that might "make students feel discomfort, guilt, anguish or any other form of psychological distress because of their race or sex."  A pol named Matt Krause compiled a proposed Index of Forbidden Books and sent it around to the superintendents of school districts, and now Abbott has sent it to the Association of School Boards, which has nothing to do with libraries.  A competent governor would know that.  Apparently the "Critical Race Theory Is a Communist Plot" law is useless if kids can be lured into libraries by the work of Ta-Nehisi Coates, "The Universal Declaration of Human Rights," and Toni Morrison's Beloved.  Not to mention anything to do with S-E-X.  Krause wants to be attorney general so he can make a speech before the first book-burning.

And Louie Gohmert stood up last night in the House of Representatives and defended fossil fuels because he doesn't want to brush his teeth with tree bark.

I'm sorry, Texas, but you keep electing them.  I have to keep writing about them so the life-forms that evolve here after we wipe ourselves out will understand.