Nobody goes there, it's too crowded

The excitement has been building all week, so it's shocking to see all the empty seats in the BOK Center.  Millions of people, big strong men with tears in their eyes, said, "Sir, we have to get tickets."  How could this have happened?

Were people scared away by the protesters with their chants and tee shirts?  That doesn't sound like the FUCK YOUR FEELINGS crowd.  

Were they apprehensive about a potentially fatal disease?  Those who did show up heard that Trump wanted to "slow the testing down," which means fewer people would get sick, including the six rally staffers who came up positive today.

Were they driven to leave early by warm-up comedian Eric Trump talking about "these animals literally taking over our cities, burning down churches," and assuring them that the Trumps will preserve "the moral fabric of the country"?  Come on, that's comedy gold.

Were they afraid of yet another tirade about the Ramp of Death, complete with display of the Shoes of Treachery?  They were right to be.

Were they confused by the appearance of helium balloons "Baby Trump" and "Bunker Baby" over The Shrine, a music venue two miles away?  They were part of a fund-raiser to restore the Vernon African Methodist Episcopal Church, the only building to survive the Greenwood Massacre of 1921.  Probably the church burned by "animals" that Eric was talking about.

Were they shocked when Trump began slandering Rep. Ilhan Omar, days after her father died of covid?  Doesn't sound like this bunch.

Stuck in traffic?

Brad Parscale, you need to clean out your desk.