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Trump is the "King of Ventilators." Actually "our Country" is, but in his brain (I always imagine the ducts in Sam Lowery's flat in Brazil) they are one and the same. We are so full of ventilators, we don't know what to do with them. We're giving them away as fast as Robin Hood Kushner can steal them from the blue states and give them to the highest bidders. Russia, you get vents! Iran, if you beg, you get vents! Only Michigan can't get vents. It knows why.
Oh, and the FBI are "scum" because they investigate crime.
While literally everyone else is focused on the pandemic, here's what the "president" is focused on:
Nancy Pelosi is "dumb."* "She will be overthrown..." like the Shah, I suppose. Her crime was to appear on Fox News, which is where Donnie goes for refuge from uppity women. He was too clenched to poop, so he went on tweeting. And tweeting. And he still had bile left over for his daily meeting of Corona Club, none of it about the pandemic.
Roger Stone "was treated very unfairly."
"Great credit" to FEMA for "helping our States make it big!" (Maybe he thinks it's some type of athletic event?)
Retweet of anti-Pelosi rant from fair and balanced Hannity.
Complaint about "100 nominees" stuck in the Senate because of lazy, do-nothing Republicans and worm-face McConnell. Just kidding, this is somehow the Democrats' fault, too.
Promotion of OANN at the expense of Fox News. That will teach them to book Pelosi.
Well, you get the idea, but not the full, eye-watering flavor. For that, check out Weijia Wang of CBS News trying to ask a question. "Nice and easy...just relax...keep your voice down, please." Apart from the racism and the hostility to the press, it sounds like what he used to say while assaulting women.
Anyway, Nicolle Wallace, who was communications director for George W. Bush, has had enough. I don't think he'll be re-tweeting her "guy is bananas" comment. Wallace is part of a category of Republicans I have named MAWBADs (Might As Well Be A Democrat). The party they remember, even the party of Goldwater, is not just dead, it's buried under a ton of concrete like Abraham Lincoln. You won't see either of them again. The Democrats, on the other hand, can accommodate Joe Manchin and Bernie Sanders, Jon Tester and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Give yourself a break and get a trial membership today!
One segment of society is returning from social distancing -- the mass shooters. Gabriel Wortman ran amok in Nova Scotia, of all places, killing nineteen people at last count and setting buildings on fire. Perhaps inspired, a man hijacked a bus in Richardson, Texas, and shot three police officers before being killed. On the President George Bush Turnpike, as it happens.
*Actually he called her "inherently dumb," because he thinks it means "very very." Barron, did you help Daddy with his spelling again?
Oh, and the FBI are "scum" because they investigate crime.
While literally everyone else is focused on the pandemic, here's what the "president" is focused on:
Nancy Pelosi is "dumb."* "She will be overthrown..." like the Shah, I suppose. Her crime was to appear on Fox News, which is where Donnie goes for refuge from uppity women. He was too clenched to poop, so he went on tweeting. And tweeting. And he still had bile left over for his daily meeting of Corona Club, none of it about the pandemic.
Roger Stone "was treated very unfairly."
"Great credit" to FEMA for "helping our States make it big!" (Maybe he thinks it's some type of athletic event?)
Retweet of anti-Pelosi rant from fair and balanced Hannity.
Complaint about "100 nominees" stuck in the Senate because of lazy, do-nothing Republicans and worm-face McConnell. Just kidding, this is somehow the Democrats' fault, too.
Promotion of OANN at the expense of Fox News. That will teach them to book Pelosi.
Well, you get the idea, but not the full, eye-watering flavor. For that, check out Weijia Wang of CBS News trying to ask a question. "Nice and easy...just relax...keep your voice down, please." Apart from the racism and the hostility to the press, it sounds like what he used to say while assaulting women.
Anyway, Nicolle Wallace, who was communications director for George W. Bush, has had enough. I don't think he'll be re-tweeting her "guy is bananas" comment. Wallace is part of a category of Republicans I have named MAWBADs (Might As Well Be A Democrat). The party they remember, even the party of Goldwater, is not just dead, it's buried under a ton of concrete like Abraham Lincoln. You won't see either of them again. The Democrats, on the other hand, can accommodate Joe Manchin and Bernie Sanders, Jon Tester and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Give yourself a break and get a trial membership today!
One segment of society is returning from social distancing -- the mass shooters. Gabriel Wortman ran amok in Nova Scotia, of all places, killing nineteen people at last count and setting buildings on fire. Perhaps inspired, a man hijacked a bus in Richardson, Texas, and shot three police officers before being killed. On the President George Bush Turnpike, as it happens.
*Actually he called her "inherently dumb," because he thinks it means "very very." Barron, did you help Daddy with his spelling again?
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