Mittwit

Under the illusion that he has been elected president, Mitt Romney set off this week to introduce himself to the world.  His first stop was London, where he compared the Olympic preparations unfavorably to his own masterful effort ten years ago in a place called Salt Lick City.  Tomorrow he leaves for Poland to unveil the latest "How many Polacks does it take..." joke.  Then it's on to Israel, where he plans to distribute copies of the Book of Mormon at the Western Wall.  Personally, I can't wait for the first G8 meeting, where he can share his hilarious "Hey, who goosed me?" routine with Vladimir Putin.

If anyone is reading this at the State Department, I implore you to revoke this clown's passport before he gets to regale Japan with his "Me so solly" schtick.  Allies are precious, and the world is not an Amway convention.