Gimme gimme gimme

"We used to hustle on over the border for health care...And I think, isn't that kind of ironic now."

That was Sarah Palin, acknowledging that she comes from a long line of grifters. "Ironic"? A better word would be "criminal." It is against the law to obtain fake ID and help yourself to free health care at the expense of Canadian taxpayers. The next time Nanookie of the North strays across the border while stalking an elk, I trust the Mounties will do their duty.

Who am I kidding? This overage adolescent leads a charmed life. She could carjack Stephen Harper and they'd give her the key to Ottawa and a coupon for a steak dinner. She flips off the Alaskans who elected her and is rewarded with a cable show. She displays her ignorance of basic English and then compares herself to Shakespeare. She buys thousands of dollars worth of clothes for herself and her lump of a daughter on the Republican National Committee's credit card and gets to keep the loot, a reward for ensuring the defeat of the ticket. It would be easier to get rid of Oprah, her only serious competition for America's admiration.

I give up.