Monday, January 28, 2019

This happened

Less than forty-eight hours after he was outsmarted and gutted by Nancy Pelosi, Trump tweeted that  Howard Schultz isn't tough enough or intelligent enough to be president.

In the midst of a hugely entertaining feud with Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter wrote, "At least I don't have to kiss [Trump's] ass."  Her resort to crude language was criticized by no one, least of all a bunch called Americans for Legal Immigration, who think she should run for president.

In other feud news, Jerome "Birther" Corsi says he would testify against Roger Stone.  A fantasist testifying against a liar would pose a challenge for any jury.

Alabama state auditor and fashion arbiter Jim Ziegler criticized Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) for wearing boots with a dress on the Senate floor.

The House Intelligence Committee can't question Michael Cohen or anybody else because it doesn't have a quorum; Minority Leader Kevin "Steve" McCarthy hasn't gotten around to appointing the necessary Republican members.  Busy, busy, busy.

Tom Brokaw appeared on Meet the Press, which is still on the air for some unfathomable reason, and suggested that Hispanics need to "work harder at assimilation."  Then he went home to yell at clouds.

Trump tweeted praise for state legislators who have introduced "Bible literacy" bills in a transparent attempt to slip religious indoctrination back into public schools.  In other words, the evangelicals are sticking with him like the band on the Titanic.

Venezuela appears to be headed for civil war or a coup or both.  Elliot Abrams has been dispatched to egg them on.  Venezuela has, of course, an astonishing amount of oil.  About a million Venezuelans have crossed into Colombia to buy food, pharmaceuticals and other goods, because there is no WALL.

In many places it's really cold.


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