Bye bye Boris

 

...and the lie he rode in on.

Here's a much more interesting picture of a derecho centered in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.  High winds, power outages, hail, and the sky turned green.  According to the National Weather Service "thunderstorm clouds can glow green when the red light of the sun at the end of the day interacts with the water or ice content in the storm."  Governor Kristi Noem flew out to inspect the damage.

An eighth victim of the Highland Park shooting has died, while Robert Crimo III's parents step into the spotlight, hiring "high-profile Chicago attorney" Steve Greenberg.  The father signed a consent form enabling his son to buy guns after the police confiscated all his knives and other gear, and says he has no regrets and admits no culpability.  But, you know, lawyering up.  This is his mother, Denise Pesina, yelling at police.

  I think I know what the problem is:  This is MAGA Month.  Now that all the icky Pride stuff is over, real Americans can celebrate real "white life" America, according to Empty Greene.  She has decided the Highland Park shooting was not caused by drugs or video games after all.  It was a FALSE FLAG attack by leftists to persuade Republicans in wealthy suburbs to support gun control.  Tomorrow she may decide something different.  Sooner or later someone will remember this picture of Crimo fleeing the scene in female disguise

...and start trying to pass anti-drag laws.

Like Johnny Appleseed, Timothy Loehmann roams the Midwest but he doesn't plant trees.  Loehmann achieved notoriety when the Cleveland police officer shot twelve-year-old Tamir Rice, who was playing in a park with a toy gun.  He was not indicted but was fired, two years later, when the force discovered he had been fired from a previous police job for "lack of maturity."  He was briefly part-time with the Bellaire, Ohio, police department in 2018.  Now he's back, about to become the sole police officer of tiny Tioga, Pennsylvania.  I foresee a successful career, assuming all 700 people in Tioga are white.

Coincidence or synchronicity?  James Comey and Andrew McCabe, both former FBI directors, both on Trump's enemies list, were chosen for audit by the IRS in 2019.  And now both parties in Congress are wondering why.  As for Hillary Clinton, whose campaign was ratfucked by Comey, I understand Westchester Wine is delivering a case of Chardonnay a week to her house.

We close with Simba the goat kid.  He lives in Karachi and he may have the longest ears ever recorded.