Ninety-five theses and the bug ain't one

Over at Juanita Jean's (The World's Most Dangerous

Beauty Salon) a customer posted this.

Holy Water, or should I say Allegedly Holy Water, will not

protect against Coronavirus.  On the contrary.

Communion is already problematic (shared chalice).  Next

to go will be confession.  (That screen won't protect you.)

Why does the virus hate Catholicism?