Thursday, July 28, 2022

I just report 'em

The two candidates for leader of the Conservative Party, Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss, are so terrible that the moderator passed out while they were debating. 

The Eastern Fort Museum in (here we go) Swinoujscie, Poland, considered "one of the best-preserved Prussian coastal artillery forts in Europe," placed a notice on its Facebook page asking that visitors stop having sex amid the exhibits.

At yesterday's White House press briefing, Steven Nelson of the New York Post wanted to know if Joe Biden was deliberately infected with covid by the Saudi government.  NSC Coordinator for Strategic Communications John Kirby called the idea "absolutely ludicrous."

The Oglala Lakota Nation and its president, Kevin Killer, have kicked the Jesus Is King Mission off the Pine Ridge reservation for distributing pamphlets which demonize Tunkasila ("Creator" in Lakota) and misquote Black Elk, Crow Dog and AIM activist Russell Means.

Trump says "Nobody's gotten to the bottom of 9/11" and therefore it's perfectly fine for Bedminster to host an LIV golf event because who even knows if Saudi Arabia was involved in any way?  Many people are telling him they weren't.  The families of the victims don't know, even though they are angry and upset.  The Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia has so much money.  Yuge prizes.  The best players.  If you want to see Bedminster's proprietor without orange clown makeup but with dried drool on his chin, go nuts.

Once you've shared an orb it's like Freemasonry or something.

If you can wait until May, Josh "Usain" Hawley's Manhood:  The Masculine Virtues Americans Need will be available wherever Herrenvolk books are sold.  That's not soon enough for Margie Greene, who says "toxic masculinity" should be the "number one requirement" for military recruitment because the US Army does not have enough war criminals and rapists.  No doubt she prefers the Russian army.

Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh is opening his own Lebensborn.  He promises to raise any unwanted children his players happen to sire, consensually or through good old toxic masculinity.  "I believe in having the courage to let the unborn be born" and he and his wife Sarah will bring them up (she is also a forced-birth advocate with apparently limitless free time).  

In Hungary, where they don't bother with innuendo and euphemism, Zsuzsa Hegedus has resigned as an adviser to Viktor Orban.  For her the last straw was the president's speech denouncing "race mixing," which she calls "worthy of Goebbels."  Orban will be a featured speaker at CPAC in Dallas next week because of course he will.

Simone Gold, MD, JD, RSVP, FAFO, has begun serving her two-month jail sentence -- not for being an irresponsible anti-vaxer but for taking part in the failed coup of January 6.  "What is utterly shocking is that a judge would sentence a non-violent misd age, my 60 days of prison time!  What a travesty!" she whined.  I don't know her age but once you've been to law and medical school you don't get to hide behind your gender.  

Checking in at the home office, Sam Alito addressed a Rome get-together about religious liberty and sneered at foreign leaders who were appalled by his Dobbs decision, especially Boris Johnson, who "paid the price."  Sorry, Sam, I don't think your theocratic bullshit was one of the reasons Johnson had to quit, but thanks for playing our game.  Maybe you'd prefer to live in Rome permanently.  I hear they may soon install the neo-fascist Brothers of Italy party in power.  Would you like to be capo di tutti giudici?


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